Famous Last Words
• I'll get a world record for this.
• Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
• It's fireproof.
• He's probably just hibernating.
• I'm making a citizen's arrest.
• So, you're a cannibal.
• It's probably just a rash.
• Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
• The odds of that happening have to be a million-to-one!
• Pull the pin and count to what?
• Which wire was I supposed to cut?
• I wonder where the mother bear is.
• I've seen this done on TV.
• These are the good kind of mushrooms.
• I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
• Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
• Rat poison only kills rats.
• It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
• This doesn't taste right.
• I can make this light before it changes.
• Nice doggie.
• I can do that with my eyes closed.
• Well, we've made it this far.
• That's odd.
• Don't be so superstitious!
• Watch this!