WAITING TO GO

I wake up in the mornings,
and I can't wait to take a walk outside.
I am standing at the front door,
While you are still opening your eyes.

I wait at the front door wondering
if you are going to let me out.
Don't you know my bladder is full?
Don't you know what this is all about?

Finally I see you walking down the hall,
you stop and turn around.
What is wrong?...
Hope you are not going to lay back down!

Now I see what you are doing,
You have something on your feet.
Oh Gee! Oh Golly!
My bladder is getting weak!

I believe it is my turn,
I really must go out this door.
You had your turn not long after your
feet hit the floor.

Finally you open the door,
And on my collar you hooked the leash.
I thought I would squat forever!!
Oh My! Oh My! What a relief!!

Written by
Dell
copyright 2006