Now, me and Danny and Stanley we got our minds made up,
We're going down to Long Point 'cause Stanley won't give up;
We're going down for seal meat and a jolly good time I think,
To set up our tents upon the bank and have a scattered drink.
Well, we left North West River, on our snow machines we sail,
We first got stuck out on the bay and then in on the trail;
We made as far as Mulligan town, it was there we had to stay,
We played guitar for the Postville boys and laughed away the day!
Danny said to Stanley, I think I'll go and try,
For the seal out on the ice, but first I'll have a spy;
We must do something different we said, as we stood there in the sun,
And Stanley said to Danny, yes, go out and just kill one!
Me and Danny and Stanley we got our minds made up,
We're going down to Long Point 'cause Stanley won't give up;
We're going down for seal meat and a jolly good time I think,
To set up our tents upon the bank and have a scattered drink.
Well, the first dead seal was on the ice, we throwed them in the box,
We're only after young ones, we don't want no Tikocks;
And after all our seals were got at fifty miles an hour,
We zoomed ashore at two o'clock and started happy hour.
Oh, me and Danny and Stanley we got our minds made up,
We're going down to Long Point 'cause Stanley won't give up;
We're going down for seal meat and a jolly good time I think,
And set up our tents upon the bank and have a scattered drink.
Well, our komatiks were broken now from being stuck in slush,
Eight-hour run to Blacks Point is really just too much;
With grandpa's saw, a piece of board and Bubba in the sun,
We blew a brand new tow bar hole with our twenty gauge scattergun!
Oh, me and Danny and Stanley we got our minds made up,
We're going down to Long Point 'cause Stanley won't give up;
We're going down for seal meat and a jolly good time I think,
And set up our tents upon the bank and have a scattered drink.
Set up our tents upon the bank.