When the rain is comin' down, and life's a mighty drag,
Bum two bucks and head outside, take a lunch in a Sobeys bag;
And they're right on time, yeah every day, and they'll never let you down,
Get a splee' and a coke and a bag o' chips, and head out 'round the town.
And we ride all day to the driver's dismay, he's givin' black looks to us,
It's Billy and Skinny and Freddie and me, we're the kings of the Metrobus.
Take the bus when you run the Tip, there's nothin' else you need to know,
No one cares what you're doin' there or where you want to go,
Let's stop at the Tim's on Parade Street for a dry and a cup of tea,
Out to the mall and back again, there's nobody waiting for me.
We ride all day to the driver's dismay, he's givin' black looks to us,
There's Billy and Skinny and Freddie and me, we're the kings of the Metrobus.
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la.
Route sixteen's the best of all, MUN right out to the Pearl,
Then throw your cup at Buddy's head and piss off a Bishop's girl;
So when the rain is comin' down, and life's a mighty drag,
Bum two bucks and head outside, take your stuff in a Sobey's bag.
And ride all day to the driver's dismay, he's givin' black looks to us,
There's Billy and Skinny and Freddie and me, (We're the kings!)
We drive all day to the driver's dismay, he's givin' black looks to us,
And there's Billy and Skinny and Freddie and me, we're the kings of the Metrobus.
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la,
FADING: La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la.