#02659
The Makeup Song (Wayne S Morgan) video
#1097: YouTube video by NLTreasure
©2009 ~ Used with permission ~

Spoken: ( Here's a little story about a gal
I married awhile back on the rebound off the coast.
Just listen to this will ya...
)

I met a girl out on the sand,
I thought that she was somethin' grand,
And with her I would wanna spend my life.

( Or so I thought!)

And like a fool I didn't wait,
Oh no, I didn't hesitate,
I asked her right away to be my wife.

( What a boo-boo that was!)

She answered me so quick and smart,
I thought that I had won her heart,
But, brother, was I in for a surprise.

( Holy cow!)

The minute I slipped on the ring,
She changed so fast and that sweet thing,
Became a different girl before my eyes.

( Now listen hyere!)

Well, the makeup melted off last night,
Oh, my God! What a fright!
I had to go and change me underwear.

( Oh, you would, too!)

The story that I sing to you,
I guarantee that it is true,
Just count your lucky stars she's not your wife.

( Even trade!)

The first night that we got in bed,
I reached for her and I found instead,
A bald spot, not her hair so nice and thick.

( Run your fingers through dis would ya!)

I just could not believe me eyes,
But that was just me first surprise,
So many others followed I got sick.

( Rolph!)

Her lovely lips I longed to touch,
Turned out to be the pure botox,
And she took off her padded underwear.

( Talk about the squash!)

At least her legs was lookin' good,
Then I discovered one was wood,
B' gar, you know she really didn't care.

( Where's me chainsaw?)

Well, the makeup melted off last night,
Oh, my God! What a fright!
I had to go and change me underwear.

( Once again!)

The story that I sing to you,
I guarantee that it is true,
Just count your lucky stars she's not your wife.

( Hard to believe, isn't it, boy?)

( Well, I never had a clue
what I was gettin' meself into.
)

( B' gar, my eyeballs was hangin' out!)

Well, I reached out, turned on the light,
Just to overcome me fright,
She tried to soothe me with her toothless smile.

( I love you, Jimmy ducky!)

She winked at me with her glass eye,
I thought that I would surely die,
Now I'm in the mental for a while.

( Keep me locked up, will ya?)

Now, b'ys, I hope you learn from me,
Don't be in such a big hurry,
When you're out there lookin' for a wife.

( Don't jump the gun!)

Make sure she really does have hair,
And all her parts are really there,
Or you'll be doomed to torture all your life.

( Here she comes again with the whip!)

Well, the makeup melted off last night,
Oh, my God! What a fright!
I had to go and change me underwear.

( Again, an' again, an' again.)

The story that I sing to you,
I guarantee that it is true,
Just count your lucky stars she's not your wife.

( Now what did I tell ya?)

####.... Wayne S Morgan ....####
Recorded by Wayne S Morgan of Port de Grave, NL (The Young And The Restless, trk#1, 2007, Sawyer Hill Productions, Placentia, NL)

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