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Come on, boys, drinks all around, we've had a real good supper.
If a man goes out with another man's wife, he's a fool if he doesn't....
Send his kids to college, send them off to school;
'Fore they learn their ABC's, they're playing with their....
Teacher and his rabbits, eating from the bowl,
Runnin' around the rabbit hut, sniffin' each other's....
'O' stands for orange, 'R' stands for rice;
'F' stands for something else, it's naughty but it's nice.
Frisco is the place for me, fishin' by the pool;
If I can't catch 'em with my line, I can catch 'em with my....
Dainty little finger, so slender and so slim;
I can get all five of them at once inside my girlfriend's....
Pockets can be useful, while walkin' down the halls,
For if you have some holes in them, you can fumble with your....
Money, if you have some; if not, get some more;
And you can spend what's left of it in some dirty little....
Turkish bath and manicure makes you look so smart;
Remember in the social world, it's good to let a....
Swear word pass your lips, or walk in public humming;
There are some in the social world they think it's worse than....
Biting your nails in public or even in the class;
And if you cannot scratch at all, be sure to scratch....
The stuffings of a pencil, all in little chips;
Remember that the waitresses have lovely little....
Tidbits on their platter, so if you like 'em scrape em';
And if they won't come willingly, don't hesitate to....
Come and have a drink with me to end this song of mine.
I had a date at half past eight, and now it's half past nine.
