#02510
Body Jewelry (Buddy Wasisname) video
#721: YouTube video by dscash1
©2009 ~ Used with permission ~

Everything is sexual,
she's a sexy little thing,
Expresses her sexuality
by wearing lots of rings;
Rings in her navel, her lips,
her tongue, her eyes,
She glows like the sun
in the evening sky.

They're made from gold and silver,
copper, brass and steel,
Her body's all peppered
from her eyebrows to her heels;
She looks like a cushion
that was skivered full of pins,
Sometimes she looks to me
just like The Lord Of The Rings.

Rings... body jewelry,
Rings... ah, she can't fool me;
I'm in love with my lady full of studs,
My lovely little lady of the rings.

She loves to lie out naked
baking in the sun,
With the glitter from the metal,
well, she thinks it's lots of fun;
I'm scared for her safety
so I have to stick around,
I'm afraid someone will steal her
and go melt her down.

Now, there are disadvantages
from wearing all that stuff,
She has to stay at home
and she finds it kinda tough;
She can't get through security
so she never flies away,
She'd end up like a terrorist
down in Guantonamo Bay.

Rings... body jewelry,
Rings... ah, she can't fool me;
I'm in love with my lady full of studs,
My lovely little lady of the rings.

I was thinking of proposing,
getting married in the spring,
But, lord jumpin' dying,
there's no place to put the ring;
I tried to convince her
to trade in some of the gold,
She's probably worth a million
and just twenty years old.

Her jewelry is peculiar
but her name is also rare,
Her mother named her Crystal,
and her father's name is Lear;
Her middle name is Chanda,
to you I'm sure it's clear,
My lady of the rings is known
as Crystal Chandelier.

Rings... body jewelry,
Rings... ah, she can't fool me;
I'm in love with my lady full of studs,
My lovely little lady of the rings.
My lovely little lady of the rings.
My lovely little lady of the rings.

####.... Wayne Chaulk of Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers, 2003 ....####
Recorded by Buddy Wasisname And The Other Fellers (The Shed: The Best Of Newfoundland Music And Humour, trk#7, 2005, Third Wave Productions, Gander, NL).

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From the Dictionary of Newfoundland English:
Skivered - pierced or impaled; esp baited a fish-hook, 'forked' a fish, strung a trout to a withe, etc; slipped (something) on.



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