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Oh, Toronto's underneath an inch of snow,
The temperature is one degree below;
The mayor is on TV,
Persuading you and me,
To show some sympathy for poor Toronto.
As they did in East Quebec a while ago,
Army's taking Perrier from door to door,
Scraping windshields of their cars,
Keeping snow away from bars,
Essential services for the people from Toronto.
Once again we'll have to go and lend a hand,
All the workers who returned to Newfoundland;
We went and built their town,
Now there's no one left around,
Who's ever shoveled snow in Toronto.
They need seal skins and mukluks in Toronto,
Some cod liver oil in Toronto,
Climatically challenged people in T-O.
