The Chocolate Song (Zeke Hoskin)

Father never seemed to make
Enough to feed his children steak,
But Mom turned out that chocolate cake;
Chocolate made my childhood.

I love chocolate, I love you,
I hope you never prove untrue;
But I'll have chocolate if you do,
I can count on chocolate.

Chocolate is so action packed,
Makes some children hyperact;
Too much speed is what I lack,
Grownups need more chocolate.

Dogs love chocolate, don't know why,
Speeds their hearts up till they die;
Vet bill's gonna make you cry,
Don't let dogs have chocolate.

I love chocolate, I love you,
I hope you never prove untrue;
But I'll have chocolate if you do,
I can count on chocolate.

How d'ya know that Easter's here?
Chocolate bunnies do appear;
If Christ had risen twice that year,
We could have more chocolate.

Some say growing old's the pits,
Balding heads and sagging hips;
But chocolate doesn't give you zits,
I'll trade my youth for chocolate.

I love chocolate, I love you,
I hope you never prove untrue;
But I'll have chocolate if you do,
I can count on chocolate.

Careless love can break your heart,
God knows smoking isn't smart;
Too much beer can make you ... fat,
Nothing's safe but chocolate.

If your husband's strength is spent,
His get-up-and-go has went;
Chocolate straightens what is bent,
Feed your husband chocolate.

I love chocolate, I love you,
I hope you never prove untrue;
But I'll have chocolate if you do,
I can count on chocolate.

If your waist band's getting tight,
Dieting is out of sight;
Try this curb for appetite,
Preceed each meal with chocolate.

Some of you may think this song,
Is short on meaning and too damn long;
I'm not going to say you're wrong,
Let's go have some chocolate.

I love chocolate, I love you,
I hope you never prove untrue;
But I'll have chocolate if you do,
I can count on chocolate.