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By D'Lard Liftin' (Buddy Wasisname) tabs

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If you...
Got the great big fright,
And your heart give out tonight,
Would you be ready now to go?
No, you wouldn't, no, I know!
If you trips up over the cat,
Or you're clogged right up with fat,
And you passes out cold junk.
Is you ready for the great big 'tump?
And your trike goes through the ice,
And you gets double pneumonia twice...
Is you ready for the beyond,
Drivin' across that heavenly pond.
And your bog bike takes a spill,
And you finds out you is killed...
Have you made all your amends?
Is you prepared to start the end?

By d'Lard liftin' dyin',
Stop your worryin', don't start cryin';
By d'Lard liftin' reevin',
Stop your swipin', stop your stealin'.
By d'Lard fryin' Moses,
Dry your eyes and blow your noses;
Check your pulse, check your pills,
Write us checks and send your wills.

Look at that person next to you,
You t'inks he haven't got a clue,
Walk on over and shake his hand,
Leave his rings and watch and band.
Go on out and call it quits,
Pitch a tent, head for the sticks,
Chuck the tube, cut the phone,
Tell the world that you left home.
'Cause up till now you've had it made,
Living only for today,
Is you ready for the great big 'tump?
Or is your soul fit for the dump?
Purchase CD's or our tapes,
Or see our show and you'll be saved,
Cleansed of all your soul's disease...
Unless you got in free!

By d'Lard liftin' dyin',
Stop your worryin', don't start cryin';
By d'Lard liftin' reevin',
Stop your swipin', stop your stealin'.
By d'Lard fryin' Moses,
Dry your eyes and blow your noses;
Check your pulse, check your pills,
Write us checks and send your wills.

####.... Kevin Blackmore of Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers ....####
Recorded by Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellers (D'Lard Liftin', trk#1, 1998, Third Wave productions, Gander, NL).

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If you...
[C] Got the great big fright,
[G] And your heart give out tonight,
Would you be ready now to go?
[C] No, you wouldn't, no, I know!
[F] If you trips up over the cat,
[C] Or you're clogged right up with fat,
[A] And you passes out cold junk,
[D] Is you ready for the great big 'tump?
[F] And your trike goes through the ice,
[C] And you gets double pneumonia twice...
[A] Is you ready for the beyond,
[D] Drivin' across that heavenly pond?
[F] And your bog bike takes a spill,
[C] And you finds out you is killed...
[G] Have you made all your amends?
[C] [F] [C] Is you prepared to start 'the end'?

[F] By d'Lard liftin' dyin',
[C] Stop your worryin', don't start cryin';
[G] By d'Lard liftin' reevin',
[C] [C7] Stop your swipin', stop your stealin'.
[F] By d'Lard fryin' Moses,
[C] Dry your eyes and blow your noses;
[G] Check your pulse, check your pills,
[C] [F] [C] Write us checks and send your wills.


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