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When your feet feel like they're made of stone,
And your legs are full of lead;
And your muscles feel like they're galvanized,
'Cause there's concrete in your head.
When your blood feels like molasses,
And you can't add two and two;
When the top looks like the bottom,
And orange looks like blue.
You need some chocolate,
Soft creamy chocolate;
Some chocolate ice cream,
And chocolate mousse...
Some chocolate cheesecake,
Bavarian chocolate;
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!
Now, they say it gives us pimples, it's addictive and it stains,
It makes us fat and hyper, and clogs up all our veins;
It puts migraines in our noggins, and it's worse than cigarettes,
But all those things are easier than having chocolate fits.
Now there's lots of medical evidence to support our point of view,
It's not all psychological, good news for me and you;
It affects our seratonin, which reduces aches and pains,
And does all kinds of cool things to the chemistry of our brains.
Good ol' chocolate,
Dark chewy chocolate;
Nanaimo snack bars,
Chocolate eclairs...
Hot chocolate sundaes,
Sweet chocolate milkshakes;
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!
Now, they say we're choca-holics, and we have a legitimate beef,
And we should lobby government to give funding for relief;
Now if you can keep a secret, just leave it up to me,
I'll take the funds and build us a chocolate factory.
And if life should get too heavy, and we decide to end it all,
We won't do it with a pistol, drugs or alcohol;
We'll just take a thousand dollars, to a nice dessert cafe,
Eat a dumptruck-load of chocolate, and do ourselves away!
'Cause we love chocolate,
Mouthwatering chocolate;
Black forest cheescake,
And chocolate torte...
Some chocolate rum balls,
Sweet chocolate windfalls;
Bring on the chocolate,
We need a boost!
