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Oh, the wife she gets right vicious,
If I don't do the dishes;
And when I comes home late at night,
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk like this,
About my lovely missus;
My son, if she gets wind of this,
She'll pound me with her fist-es!
She sits home watching hockey,
Drinking all me Jockey,
Building up her muscles,
Looking broad and stocky.
She use to be so pretty,
But now she looks like Rocky,
And I can't say a word to her,
She got a black belt in karate!
Oh, the wife she gets right vicious,
If I don't do the dishes;
And when I comes home late at night,
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk like this,
About my lovely missus;
My son, if she gets wind of this,
She'll pound me with her fist-es!
She's always at the bingo,
Talking lotto lingo,
She's always gone on dart night,
She says she likes to mingle;
She daily buys her liquor,
But says that she don't drink though (no)
The way she eats, she don't get time,
She's like the horse, by jingle!
Oh, the wife she gets right vicious,
If I don't do the dishes;
And when I comes home late at night,
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk like this,
About my lovely missus;
My son, if she gets wind of this,
She'll pound me with her fist-es!
Oh, I got me a wife, she's the love of me life,
And I'm hoping something might hurt her;
Something big like a truck or a train,
But they'd likely call that murder.
I'm typing out her husband's will,
I'm hoping she won't catch me;
'Cause she'd liberate me all right,
Take me head clean off me body!
Oh, the wife she gets right vicious,
If I don't do the dishes;
And when I comes home late at night,
Oh man, she gets suspicious.
I knows I shouldn't talk like this,
About my lovely missus;
My son, if she gets wind of this,
She'll pound me with her fist-es!
Drop kick me in the chest-us,
That's as lovely as the witches,
I'm talking about my missus!
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Jockey Club Beer was created by German brewmaster Hans Schneider and perfected by Newfoundland brewmasters since 1934.
