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Dear Mr. Ford,
I dearly loved my van,
My '85 F150 was a beauty when it ran.
But it didn't run a long, long time,
So I buried it in the ground;
And sure it makes a little bit of smell,
But it never makes a sound.
'Cause things fell off, and things let go,
And nuts loosened up, and I was always being towed;
Things would seize and refuse to work,
And I always felt like a real jerk,
Out there on the road when my van wouldn't go.
So I got sick of dragging it 'ome,
Wouldn't it rot your socks;
Just as I fixed one thing on, another thing fell off;
So I buried it in the ground,
With a four inch pipe up through her,
And now I got me an '85 F150 Econoline sewer.
So, Dear Mr. Ford,
Got thinking the other day:
You know myself 'n' the other fellers kinda like the old interior,
I guess we're willing to pay.
We're ordering a brand new van,
With them seats custom made;
We're gonna park it on top of the sewer pipe,
And that's where it's going to stay.
Things won't fall off and won't let go,
Nuts won't loosen up, I won't need a tow;
Things won't seize or refuse to work,
Though I might look like a real jerk,
Everytime I got to go.
But it would pleasure me to know,
That my outhouse will be a Ford!
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[C] Dear [G] Mr. [C] Ford, [G][C]
I [F] dearly [C] loved my [G] van,
My [F] '85 [C] F150 [Am] was a [F] beauty when it [G] ran,
But it [G] didn't run a [G] long, long [C] time, [G][C]
So I [F] buried it [C] in the [G] ground;
And [F] sure it makes a [C] little bit of [Am] smell,
But it [F] never [G] makes a [C] sound.
'Cause [G] things fell off, and [C] things let go,
And [G] nuts loosened up, and I was [C] always being towed;
[G] Things would seize and [C] refuse to work,
And I [G] always felt like a [C] real jerk,
[f] Out there [C] on the [G] road when my [F] van [C] wouldn't [G] go.
