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Oh, don't come where we're to, stay where you're at,
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat;
We're sick of taking sauce from the mainland crew,
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
When you come here and find the pace is slow,
And people just refuse to jump and go,
If you can't raise a smile and carry through,
Then don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
Oh, don't come where we're to, stay where you're at,
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat;
We're sick of taking sauce from the mainland crew,
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
If you can't live your life with ease and grace,
And try to grasp the other fellow's place,
If you just can't relax and lef' 'er by,
Then stay back over on the other side.
Oh, don't come where we're to, stay where you're at,
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat;
We're sick of taking sauce from the mainland crew,
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
If you just can't abide our native drinks,
And you think that our accommodation stinks,
Well, the only thing we've plenty of is Screech,
So drink 'er up and go sleep on the beach.
Oh, don't come where we're to, stay where you're at,
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat;
We're sick of taking sauce from the mainland crew,
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
The Frenchmen in Quebec, they likes to shout,
That from Confederation they wants out;
Well. if Canada you want to leave, my dear,
Oh, you're welcome, but for God's sake don't come here.
Oh, don't come where we're to, stay where you're at,
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat;
We're sick of taking sauce from the mainland crew,
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
I'll tell you how down here we gets our laughs,
It's milking that big golden mainland calf;
Just think for every Newfie joke you hear,
You're paying twenty million bucks a year.
Oh, don't come where we're to, stay where you're at,
On our front porch there ain't no welcome mat;
We're sick of taking sauce from the mainland crew,
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
So, don't come where we're at, stay where you're to.
