MICHIGAN IN JANUARY

When it's winter time in Michigan,

And the "gentle" breezes blow,

About seventy miles an hour

And it's fifty-two below-

You can tell you're in Michigan

'cause the snow's up to your butt,

And you take a breath of winter air

And your nose freezes shut!

The weather here is wonderful (ha ha),

So I guess I'll hang around...

I could NEVER leave Michigan...

because...