Of course I love ya darling

you're a bloody top notch bird

and when I say ur gorgeous

I mean every single word







So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

it means that when I'm ready

there's somethin there to grab







So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

so long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms 'round there







Now Sheila who is your age

has nice round perky breasts

they just gave in to gravity

but I know ya did ya best







I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think it's very sexy

that ya'v got dimples on ya thighs







I swear on me nanna's grave now

the moment that we met

I thought u was as good as I

was ever gonna get







No matter wot u look like

I'll always love ya dear

now shut up while the footys on

and get me another beer!

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