From the minute your Boxer arrives
Things will never be the same
He'll take over your life completely
But you'll soon be glad that he came.

As a pup he's inclined to be wilful
Defiant and boisterous at play
When he's chewing his lead whilst out walking
You may even rue the day.

But when he reaches 8 or 9
And begins to settle down...!
Oh, by the way did anyone tell you
That Boxers' middle name is "Clown"?

He'll like to be with you round the house
He's a dog that likes to join in
He'll 'help' you to lay that carpet
With a shuffle, a grunt and a grin!

So if you're thinking of owning a Boxer,
I promise you life will never be dull
He'll make you laugh, and he'll make you cry
As he lives his life to the full.