HTML?...Whats that?

What HTML Stands For

HTML a mystery that i believe i alone have solved.
If you look at the letters while they are together what do they mean?
Well they mean little to a guy like me unless you rearrange them in a more understandable way.
Lets look at the letter "H" now that letter i can relate to very well.
It stands for Ham of course.
Followed by the letter "T" which was told by the monks to be tomato.
I hope you are following this train of thought.
Lets ponder a bit about the letter "M" it looks like it could have the meaning of Mom,but no it has a far deeper meaning.
Most people have ideas that it stands for Mayo but for me it does not.
I went to great lengths to find the true meaning and while talking to a Buddist Priest the answer was known.
The letter "M" stands for Miracle Whip,Yes it was from the ancients,passed down through the generations.
Now for the letter "L",Yes the letter "L" which was derived from the Egyptian term (to lick my ear) But as it was passed down from father to son over the centuries,It came to have a exciting and new meaning.
That meaning became know all across the land as Lettuce.
So now you have it from someone who spent his life looking for the true meaning of html.
It stands for
Ham
Tomato
Miracle whip
Lettuce
Try it on White,Rye,or even Wheat LOL.
If anyone wanted ta know if i'm nuts?...well i think i proved it here.
~GRIN~

Oh My God Get me outta here!

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