Secret Paper "Shhhhhh"

I'm so glad you found this page cause i've been wanting to tell this gossip to somebody.....ANYBODY!!
Remember you did'nt hear this from me,but i found a Secret document from NASA and you won't believe what it says.
I copied and pasted a page so you can see for yourself.
I hope your not a blabber mouth cause if this get's out no telling what will happen.
But if you know this person then you might want to tell them whats going on so they can hide.
Here is the page i copied below.

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TOP SECRET

NASA PERSONNEL EYES ONLY

As of this day 2/22/2000 at 12:42pm we here at NASA have decided that due to recent failed attemps at putting a unmanned probe on the martian surface,We are working on a way to have human control which will have to come from the civilian population.

The reason for using a civilian is because our astronauts refuse to go.

They also do not know how to chat in chat rooms with all the secret codes such as LOL,OMG,ROTFLOL and other obvious codes that have been made to keep intelligences agencies from knowing what is being said.

They are workin on cracking that code but it's millions of dollars and years away.

We do not have the time to wait for the code to be cracked.

So we feel that it will be to our best interest to send a person that is well adapted to life on the internet with NO outside life.

We have chosen such a person which we think could make such a journey but will have to be tricked into going.

The name of that person is which is completely addicted and would interface well with the systems.

has been known to spend days on the internet without eating or sleeping which will make the perfect candidate for this venture.

We have sent a letter stating that they won a week of access to the NASA computers unsupervised which we are sure that will not be able to resist.

Upon arrival to this base we will escort to a room which is prepared with ports to release a gas rendering unconscious.

We are unsure of how long will remain unconscious due to the level of addiction.

Once has been inserted into the probe we must have a satellite link up made and get online as soon as possible so that does not begin to become stressed.

Once is online and chatting that most likely will not be aware of whats happening.

We will be able to launch the probe unnoticed to.

We have set up a private chat room so we will be able to keep in contact with at all times.

From now on this project will be code named: Project Mars Addiction.

All questions will be directed to mission cheif.

Any level 3 info will be posted on the bathroom wall as usual.

Nap times have been moved from 10:30am and 2:30pm to 10:00am and 2:00pm because Bob at mission control was a cranky little soldier last week.

Next week we will be taking the annual field trip to disney land so be sure to get permission slips from home.

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So there you have it and if you know please tell them right away.....whats that??....your name is????.......OMG i'm so sorry for you.
Ummm if they do get you would you do me a favor and write my nic up there??.....Ya know like in really big letters??
Boy some people have all the luck geeez.
Have a nice trip and send a post card will ya?

For the people who aren't lucky enough to go to Mars
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