Secret File #42315
MrSandman41 aka Ron
Surveillance by agent #12-765
Agents Eyes Only.
May 1 1999

7:00 am Ron's alarm clock went off.
I watched while Ron beat the clock with his pillow.
Ron spoke in a french style code which we are still trying to translate at this time.
He then went into the bathroom where he took a shower and made a bad attempt at singing.
It was the worst singing i've ever heard in my life and would like to be assigned to alaska before listening to that again.

8:00 am Ron made it to work almost running into several parked cars.

8:30 am Ron was trying to bend a steel object with a hammer and hit his thumb.
He resited the same code as he did when the alarm clock went off...Very curious.

Picture of Ron below



The beard could be fake but it might be there to hide his face.
His neighbors have said without his beard he scares the pets in the neighborhood.

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