Robot Love
Welcome to Robot Match maker
We have found that in this ever growing world,that our dear friends the Robots need Love too.
So this site is dedicated to our mechanical friends and their need for companionship.
Robby1 Is a factory worker like his father before him.
Robby has been working 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
He was put online in the late 80's and had a major overhaul 4 months ago.
He is seeking a meaningful relationship with an IBM compatible computer.
His last relationship was with a sunbeam toaster oven but a missed place fork ended it.
Robby1
Our next client is from Texas instruments,She is a house keeper unit for a major company.
She cleans floors every night after closing.
Her name is Sally2453
Sally is divorced from a bad marriage with Mr Hamilton Beach,who she says she caught messing around with a sexy Xerox machine from the shipping department.
Sally is seeking a lasting relationship with a food processor.
Sally is learning to cook for her new man.
Sally2453
And our next client is a welder and his name is armatron3467.
Arm has been a welder for the past 20 years and has been with the same company for the last 19 years.
He would like to meet a machine that is computer friendly.
His last relationship was with a GE refridgerator but that relationship cooled off after the first year.
He has dated with water coolers but they never lasted.
So he is now looking for someone maybe programed by microsoft to spend the rest of his life with.
Armatron3467
Here is a real catch for that special guy.
This is Susie98,she teaches a high school course in robotics.
She is loaded with the latest programs made available.
She lost her husband to a hard drive crash several years ago.
She is looking for an Apple compatible,she feels that she deserves an Apple after her 23 years of service.
Susie98
We here at Robot Match Maker will strive for that perfect match.
Satisfaction Guaranteed or a complete refund with no questions asked.
So for your match making needs let us help.
Call 1-800-robomatch or write to:
Robomatch
101 West End
Mellville,IL
61025