Caring for your Worms part 2.
Hi and welcome to caring for your Worms Part 2.
~This is Oscar~
Due to a recent accident i really need to delay the clothing and accessory information that i promised.
I would like to start out by adding a short segment on first aid for our friend the worm.
What would you do if you were out with your worm and there was a HORRIBLE! accident??
And let's just say your miles from anywhere.
Your worm was playing on a swing set and fell breaking his or her back.
What would be the proper thing to do?
Well first DO NOT MOVE THE VICTIM!
But there is a raging storm coming and your in a valley where it could flood.
You need to immobilize the little victim.
If you happen to smoke just take out a cigarette and remove the tobacco and filter,then gently slide the victim in.
And for added support just slip the poor little thing into the cigarette pack.
But DON'T FORGET HE'S THERE WHEN YOU LIGHT UP!!!!
With your victim secured rush to the nearest animal hospital.
If while on the way to the hospital you do light up and it was the wrong cigarette!
DON'T PANIC!!!!......OMG.....FIND A STORE QUICK!!!!!!!!.......OH GEEEEZ!!!!
Rush him into the store and go straight to the dairy section.
BUTTER FIND THE DARN BUTTER......HELP!!!!
RIP OPEN THE BUTTER AND QUICKLY PLUNGE HIS HEAD INTO THE BUTTER!!!
OH NO THIS AINT BUTTER......THIS IS LARD!!!!
Hmmmm he seems to like it though??
We'll take it with us.......ummm just in case.
Upon arrival to the hospital you'll notice the reluctance from the vet to help.
But if you plead to him while on your knees he'll give in.
The vet said that worms heal rather quickly and to call the next day.
When you go and pick up your worm don't be suprised if your worm looks different.
Some times when the worm spends the night at the vet they tend to shrink or sometimes get larger.
The worm might even forget their name.
The vet assured me that it is the same worm though.
The bill will be rather high say around $400.00 but well worth it to save your little trooper.
I imagine it's tough working on such a small patient.
It is amazing how the burn completely disappeared.
It only goes to prove that these little creatures have a strong will to survive.
You sure look different Oscar?
Come on Oscar let's go fishing!
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