These pages that you are going to see are made to amuse you.
If you are offended by strange people then
LEAVE!...GO AWAY!...THERES THE DOOR!.
Ahhhh so your crazy too and you wanna see what MrSand has been up to huh?
Well put on your straight jackets and gather up to your monitors.
Nice room you have there o(@¿@)o could use some different curtains though.
Ok below are some links to some pages that i whipped up just to force a smile outta you.
Have a peek and hope you enjoy it as much as i did writing them.
Oh and one more thing i was told once that i should have my work proof read.
Well i couldn't find anyone to proof read the darn page so i did it myself, if i knew what i was doing i wouldn't of screwed up in the first place ROTFLOL.
I believe that i can still make you smile even if you don't know what i'm talking about.
Ok but first i have a little something you probably should know about me.
I was a full blood,black box toten,mail sig making webtver and proud of it.
I was accused of some things by people and it's just not true.
They say i was a martian but i got my green card like everyother alien and i REALLY don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is.
I also never had ANY kids with ANY Actresses, although i kinda had the hots for Lucy Lawless but it was martian puppy love.....besides shes dating a alien from saturn so it wouldn't work out anyway.
This is a screen shot from my webtv home page before i switched to the puter.
WEBTV HOMEPAGE SCREEN SHOT
The goverment thinks i had something to do with a little mix up with itch powder at a miss USA contest.
It wasn't Me!
HONEST!
~Sneakygrin~
"A little bit about me"
I was born in Longbeach California June 5 1957......remember JUNE 5......I really love presents.....10's and 20's are a perfect way of saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
50's and hundreds will have me sleeping in your guest bedroom LOL.
I'm 5'9" with my shoes and 3' without my shoes.
I'm Blue with a large nose and i have appeared as a guest on 2 Smurf shows.
Ok maybe not but i could of.
Ok don't forget to sign my guestbook so i know who you are.
It's way down there.......towards the bottom of this page.
By the way did ya ever notice that the slowest line in the checkout lines at a supermarket is the express line?
Please don't go to the Love Shack
~Evil Grin~
~(OMG ALIENS)~ ~(Robot match maker)~
~(Lots Of Sex)~ ~(Worm Care)~
~(Insult Yourself)~ ~(Me and My Rat)~
~(Me and My Rat with Tweety)~ ~(Want to Jog?)~
~(For my Friends)~ ~(Inside MrSand)~
~(MrChat)~ ~(Halloween Story)~
~(MMMMM Turkey)~ ~(Christmas Story)~
~(WARNING)~ ~(Web Bug Help)~
~(Y2K Help)~ ~(Happy New Year)~
~(OMG IT's OVER!!)~ ~(Treasure Hunt)~
~(Gossip!!!)~ ~(Friendship page)~
~(MrSand Cooks)~ ~(Spy picture Files)~
~(Silly little button)~ ~(Mail From Me)~
~(Scarey Tale)~ ~(Ghost writer spooky)~
~(CSS X-mas Tree)~ ~(CSS A X-mas card)~
~(Busy Blondes)~ ~(High Speed Action)~
~(Stupidity Test)~
This is about a woman that does robot and statue imitations and i think its neat.
The living doll
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