~ The Truth About Dogs ~

1:) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. -Anonymous

2:) Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. -Ann Landers

3:) If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers

4:) There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams

5:) A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings

6:) We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all.It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam

7:) Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud

8:) I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner

9:) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. -Robert Benchley

10:) Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper,  containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. -Dave Barry

11:) Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones

12:) If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown

13:) My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein

14:) Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?  I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler

15:) Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein

16:) Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.  Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

17:) Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.  -Dave Miliman

18:) If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain

19:) Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our  lives whole. -Roger Caras

20:) If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. -Phil Pastoret

21:) My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.~ an OleHoss ~