This hyar ought t'"covah mah Butt"! Fry mah hide! [an erro' occurred while processin' this hyar direckive] DISCLAIMER This hyar produck is meant fo' ejoocayshunal purposes only. Enny resemblance t'real varmints livin' o' daid is purely coincidental, ah reckon. Void whar prohibited, cuss it all t' tarnation. Some assembly required, cuss it all t' tarnation. List etch check separeetely by bank number. Batteries not included, cuss it all t' tarnation. Contents may settle durin' shipment. Use only as direcked, cuss it all t' tarnation. No other warranty expressed o' implied, cuss it all t' tarnation. Do not use while operatin' a moto' vehicle o' heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subjeck t'CAB approval, ah reckon. This hyar is not an offer t'sell securities. Apply only t'affecked area. May be too intense fo' some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side fo' addishunal listin's. Fo' recreashunal use only. Do not disturb. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker. All models on over 18 years of age. Eff'n corndishun persists, cornsult yer physician, as enny fool kin plainly see. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshess if ett up befo'e date on carton, as enny fool kin plainly see. Subjeck t'change wifout notice. Times approximate. Simulated pitcher. No postage necessary eff'n mailed in th' United States. Please remain seated until th' ride has come t'a complete stop. Bustin' seal cornsteetootes acceppance of agreement. Fo' off-road use only. As see on TV. One size fits all, ah reckon. Menny sueytcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobaccy in'redients. Colo's may fade. We haf sent th' fo'ms which seem right fo' yo'. Slippery when wet. Fo' office use only. Not affiliated wif th' South Car'linan Red Crost. Drop in enny mailbox. Edited fo' tellyvishun. Keep right fine; process prompply. Post office will not delivah wifout postage. List was current at time of printin'. Return t'senner, no fo'wardin' o'der on file, unable t'fo'ward, cuss it all t' tarnation. Not responsible fo' direck, indireck, incidental o' cornsequential damages resultin' fum enny defeck, erro' o' failure t'perfo'm, dawgone it. At participatin' locashuns only. Not th' Beatles. Penalty fo' private use. See label fo' sequence. Substantial penalty fo' early wifdrawal, ah reckon. Do not write below this hyar line. Fallin' rock. Shet mah mouth! Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Yer kinceled check is yer receipp. Add toner. Place stamp hyar. Avoid corntack wif hide. Sanitized fo' yer proteckshun. Be sho'nuff etch item is proper indo'sed, cuss it all t' tarnation. Sign hyar wifout admittin' guilt. Slightly higher wess of th' Mississippi. Employees an' their families is not eligible. Beware of houn'dog. Contestants haf been briefed on some quesshuns befo'e th' show. Limited time offer, call now t'ensure prompp delivery. Yo' muss be present t'win, as enny fool kin plainly see. No passes accepped fo' this hyar engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at locashun stamped in code at top of carton, as enny fool kin plainly see. Shadin' wifin a garment may occur. Use only in a fine-ventilated area. Keep away fum fire o' flames. Replace wif same type. Approved fo' veterans. Booths fo' two o' mo'e. Check hyar eff'n tax deduckible. Some equipment shown is opshunal, ah reckon. Price does not include taxes. No Kinadian coins. Not recommended fo' chillun. Prereco'ded fo' this hyar time zone. Reproduckshun strickly prohibited, cuss it all t' tarnation. No solicito's. No alcohol, houn'dogs o' houn'dogs. No anchovies unless otherwise specified, cuss it all t' tarnation. Restaurant package, not fo' resale. List at least two alternate dates. Fust pull up, then pull down, as enny fool kin plainly see. Call toll free number befo'e diggin'. Drivah does not carry cash. Some of th' trademarks menshuned in this hyar produck appear fo' identificashun purposes only. Objecks in mirro' may be closer than they appear. Reco'd addishunal transackshuns on back of previous stub. Well bust mah britches an' call me streaker. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, tear o' mutilate. No transfers issued until th' bus comes t'a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not voloom. Yer mileage may vary. This hyar supersedes all previous notices applicable. This hyar disclaimer may not be copied wifout th' expressed writ cornsent of whoevah ah took it fum. © 1997 finey-gumdrops@webtv.net