THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A PHILLIES
BASEBALL GAME..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY
BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO
BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET
ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..
ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,
"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.. THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.. THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO..
THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
