Once the package of friendship
has been opened,
it can never be closed.
It is a constant book
always being written
waiting to be read and enjoyed.
We may have our disagreements
we may argue.
We may concern one another
Friendship is a unique bond
that lasts through it all
Part of me is put into my friends.
Some of it is my humor
Some of it is my listening ear
Some of it is real life experiences
Some of it is my romanticis.
But with all, it is friendship.
Friendships forged are a construction,
Stronger than steel built as a foundation
Necessary for Life. Necessary for Love.
Friends, you and me.
You brought another friend
And then there were 3
We started our Circle of Friends
and like that Circle
there is no beginning or end.
~~author unknown~~

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I have this friend of mine that rides motorcycles. He took me for a ride and what a ride it was! When we finally got back to the house, I ran into the bathroom. Let this be a warning to you. Click here to see what happened to me during the ride of my life.
Ride

If you're feeling alittle sad and blue...here's something to make you feel better and "perk" you up a bit...
Gift

My friend here is an experienced go-go dancer and is looking for work. So if you need a gal for your next party give her a call. She works cheap! She will entertain you at any party. Here is a peek at her in action. Enjoy!
Go-Go Chick

A Prayer for the Stressed!

Grant me the serenity to accept
the things I cannot change,
the courage to change
the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide
the bodies of those people
I had to kill today
because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful
of the toes I step on today
as they may be connected
to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give100% at work....
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% onFridays
And help me to remember.....
When I'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that some people
are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4
to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen

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Now if you're feeling alittle foolish and wanting to dance....here's a dance partner just for you! This gal taught me how to do the 2 step. So loosen up and get your dancin' feet on! Have fun.
Dancer

Now girls this is the person that started the whole dance graze. He became a huge success and all the women, including me, went wild! Check him out!

Chipindale


Well now there was a terrible scare on the set of the Simpsons. Bart was lost!! How could the show continue without Bart? The producers sent out an A.P.B. and, thankfully, Bart was found. After a brief hospital visit, Bart returned to the set for filming. A photo was taken when they found him. Look where he was found!
Bart

Now while on a recent visit to New York, my friend was walking down Broadway. She was looking at all the sites and then as she about to pass by this guy, she was startled by what she saw. She approached the guy to get a closer look at him! This is what happened. Caught on video, film at 11.
On Broadway

Now to tell you alittle story about my first job. Undecided as what what I wanted to do, I took a part time job as an exterminator. The $$$ was great and the hours suited me just fine. I worked at this job for 5 years. I loved my new career! Until the call came that made me change my career. I received a call to exterminate a popular fast food joint. When I got there.. well you be the judge. I switched jobs after this call !
Exterminator

And finally I want to tell you about the solemn promise that I have made with my friends. We will never ever break this promise. To us, it is sacred. This here is our oath to each other.
Oath



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