Cute Little Quips From My Kitchen To Yours
I made my favorite recipe for dinner= "A Reservation"!
How can I go on a diet--the fridge is still full.
How to lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
I kiss better than I cook! So kiss the cook!
I never met a cookie I didn't like.
I'd rather be crafting than cooking.
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
If at first you don't succeed--have a cookie.
If messy kitchens are happy kitchens--mine is delirious.
If woman's work is never done---why start?
What do you mean---chocolate isn't a food group?
Those who stuff--puff!
When I learned to craft, I forgot how to cook.
When life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie.
Winners are like tea bags--they get stronger the longer they're in hot water.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Keep your words sweet---you never know when you'll have to eat them.
Let's go on a starvation diet---no chocolate for 24 hours.
Life is like soup---the more you put into it the better it gets.
Life's uncertain, eat dessert first.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy inside.
Never trust a skinny cook.
Open the oven, take a look---first to complain, is next weeks cook.
Over 40 and still cookin'.
This is a self cleaning kitchen---clean up after yourself.
A little sugar for the chef can make the cookin' mighty sweet.
By the time I'm thin, fat will be in.
Carrot cake should count as a serving of vegetables.
Chocolate--it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Dieting is wishful shrinking.
Dinner is done when the smoke alarm goes off.
Don't critizize the coffee--you may be old and weak someday.
Ewes not fat--ewes fluffy.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I get plenty of exercise using a fork and knife.
If it tastes good, spit it out--it's probably bad for you.
Kitchen Closed--this chicks had it!
Kitchen Closed due to illness--I'm sick of cooking.
No diet is impossible--hopeless maybe--but not impossible.
No matter where I serve my guests--it seems they like my kitchen best.
Save water--don't do the dishes.
This kitchen is seasoned with love.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present.
--Live well--Laugh Often--Love Much
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