SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER:
What are you talking about?
SARAH:
Yesterday you said it's H to O!
***************************** TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:
GEORGE!!! **********************************TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago WILLIE:
Me!!!********************************** TEACHER:
Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY:
Well, it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are teacher.
*******************************
TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN:
I is...
TEACHER:
No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN:
All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
*******************************
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
************************************TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?
JOHNNY: 
"Because George still had the ax in his hand."
********************************* TEACHER: Now, Sandi, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Sandi: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
******************************** TEACHER: Dianne, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister's. Did you copy hers?
Dianne:
No, teacher, it's the same dog!
************************************TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL:
A TEACHER
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