SOUTHERN HUMOR
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup
truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "'Bout what?"
Two Mississippians are walking toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?" "Jes' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you BOTH
of 'em!"
"OK. Ummmmm......FIVE?"
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here-muh house is on fahr!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you fellers still have those big
red trucks?"
Why do folks in Kentucky go to R-rated movies in
groups of 18 or more?
Because they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The
911-operator told Bubba that she would send
someone out right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive
" The operator asked, "Can you spell that for
me?"
After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I
drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
Know why they raised the minimum drinking age in
Tennessee to 32?
They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high
schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
Documentaries
Where was the toothbrush invented?
Arkansas.
If it were invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a teethbrush.
Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee
State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in
Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
No matter what, somebody's fixin' to lose a
trailer
How do you know when you're staying in a
Kentucky hotel? When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink," and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."
Author Unknown
Page By Mary Jones
2004
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