Well, you've all heard about Rudolph and his nose When Leroy got to the North Pole Before that night was over
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told.
Well, you may think you've heard it all but you ain't heard this tale yet.
About that crazy Christmas that the North pole can't forget.
Rudolph was under the weather
he had to call in sick
So he got on the horn to his cousin Leroy
who lived out in the sticks.
He said: "Santa's really counting on me and I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said "Hey I'm on my way,"
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.
all the reindeer snickered and laughed.
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
and a John Deere Tractor hat.
But Santa stepped in and said:
"Just calm down cause we've all got a job to do.
"And like it or not, Leroy's in charge
A nd he's gonna be leading you".
And it
was Leroy, the red neck reindeer,
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Delivering toys to all the good ole boys
and girls along the way.
He's just a down home party animal
Two-stepping across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
and made history that night
Leroy had changed their tune.
He had them scootin' a hoof on every single roof
by the light of a neon moon.
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag
he was having the time of his life
And you can hear him call Merry Christmas y'all
And to all of y'all a good night
And it was Leroy, the red neck reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh.
Delivering toys to all the good ole boys
and girls along the way.
He's just a down home party animal
two-stepping across the sky.
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell, and made history that night. 
AUTHOR UNKNOWN Page by Mary Jones 2003
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