I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult
Rita Rudner
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down
Robert Benchley
Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are
especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard
Dave Barry
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog
Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons
James Thurber
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise
Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money
Joe Weinstein
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul...They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
Speak softly and own a big, mean Doberman.
Dave Miliman
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man
Mark Twain
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Dave Barry
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole
Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.
Phil Pastoret