Well now, looks like at last someone just may have come up with a "Perfect Peace Plan". I've studied it thoroughly and it sounds like the best peace plan anyone has come up with yet, wonder why no-one else has ever thought of it before? What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be amazed, DELETE it!!!!
A WORD FROM THE DESIGNER OF THIS PAGE This "Peace Plan" was not meant to be taken literally, but to give a well deserved "slap in the face" to all the nations we have helped so much in years past, nations that now have just about all turned against us. Maybe it is time to start concentrating on our own country , we have serious problems in America that need addressing badly ----and soon!!!! Parts of this "Peace Plan " make a lot of good common ordinary "horse sense" to me ---how about you????
Mary Jones
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one maybe our government should mull over" 
Mussolini
Stalin
Noriega
Milosevic
Hussein
and the rest of those 'good ole boys', 
we will never "interfere" again. (Oh and let's not forget old Bin Laden)
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany
South Korea
the Middle East
And the Philippines
They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.. We'll give them a free trip home.
After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby. 
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while 
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them are stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything. 
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. 
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE!!!!
Now, isn't that a winner of a plan? 
As the famous comedian Robin Williams once said--- "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a piece of me?' "
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