Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.

I hate it when they don't clean these instruments

Hand me that .. uh ... that uh .. "thingie"

Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Someone call the janitor, we're going to need a mop!

Ya know there's big money in kidneys ... and this guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back, I've lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating? it's throwing my concentration off!

What he doesn't know won't hurt us.

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Yes Virginia, there really are BAD plastic surgeons

I don't know where that came from! Just put it over there, we might need it later

Better crank up that anesthesia.

I'll be back in a minute, gotta put money in the meter.

I don't think that was supposed to come off.

Ooops, wrong kind of balloon!!

What's this doing here?

Gonna have to stop here, his insurance won't pay for the rest.

 Darn, there go the lights again.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex

Nurse, I need to get your opinion on this

What do you mean it's upside down?

Oh Yuck! ...I think I'm gonna be sick...

You think we can sew it back on?

I learned how to do this in Veterinary School

What does the AMA know, I still think I can do it.

So what if my hand's a little shaky from drinking too much last night, I'm doing just fine.

They never let us practice on REAL people in Med school.

The poor guy just came to wash the windows

Don't worry, he'll never know; he's out like a light

OK, make a wish and pull.

Tilt that TV a bit. I can't see the game.

That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?

Sterile, shmerile. The floor's clean, right?

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?  

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?  

Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

Don't worry, I think it is sharp enough.

Oh, oh. Page 47 of the manual is missing!

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