PARKING-- FOR MEMBERS ONLY--- Trespassers will be baptized!

"Free Trip To Heaven---Details Inside!"

"Try our Sundays--They are much better than Baskin Robbins."

 

"Searching for a new look?--Have your faith lifted here!"

  "People are like tea bags, you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are."

  "How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-smoking?"

"Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives"

"Come work for the Lord.-the work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world."

  "It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin."

  "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

  "If you don't like the way you were born,---try being born again."

  "Looking at the way some people live they ought to obtain  eternal fire insurance soon."

 

"In the dark? --Follow the Son."

Running low on faith?--Step in for a fill-up."

  "If you can't sleep, don't count sheep----talk! to the Shepherd."

  "This is a C_H _ _ C_H------What is missing?" ------------------------(U R)

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Page by Mary Jones

2004

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