Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with the expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. This week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. It was quite obvious he was trying to put one over on me so I told him: " just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. Then I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year... namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would ! pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up....He didn't call back. Guess I proved to him who was the smart one huh???
Hey Blondie, that's a laptop, not a scale. TWO BLONDE "OKIES" Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says: "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"
The T shirt tells it all!!!
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
A Perfect Match Up---Kinky Hairdo---Kinky Blonde "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the
other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back: "Dummy, you ARE on the other side." Blonde Granny (with a little help from a bottle) A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even louder. She pushed her knee and ankle and screamed loud enough to wake the dead. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken." Looks like the collagen treatment worked big time!!!!! "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" Blonde Printing A Word Document Winner Of "Miss Goldilocks" Beauty Contest. Look closely at the license plate ;–) Only a blond could do that!!!!
FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
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RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank , she wants to get on the other side but she doesn't see a bridge anywhere.
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
It's a CD Blondie
A blonde and a brunette were strolling through a park one beautiful summer day. The brunette suddenly sighed and said to her friend`, "Oh look at the poor little dead bird."
The blonde looks to the sky and asks, "Where?"
Two blondes were walking through a forest. They stopped to look at a pair of tracks. 1 blonde thought they were deer tracks, but the other was positive they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them.
3 blondes were driving down to Disney World when they passed a sign that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT"......
So they turned around and went home
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian, to which the Blonde replied,
"We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!" 
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