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Once upon a time somewhere in cyberspace (a modern legend) discussion was had as to the goings on in the mythical town of Oakdale. In those days in Oakdale, there lived Christopher, well bred son of the venerable Hughes clan. As luck would have it (bad luck) his path crossed that of young lass Abigail. Abigail's adoptive parents, such dull people the father was spoken of and never seen, decided to leave young lass Abigail with her birth parents, (since one of them was 1/2 of a super couple after all) and take up some lucrative job offer in Saudi Arabia. (Do you hear the clump clump of little camel feet?) It was all down hill from there, as Christopher and Abigail went on and on and on...... day after day in repetitous angst. It was more than the denizens of cyberspace could take. Poster Jeanette (not yet Queen of her own realm) suggested petulantly that THEY could move to Saudi Arabia and be eaten by a camel!! Well, camel fans and camels surfaced from everywhere!! Although, one is wise to wonder if poster light is only interested in the soup she can make with them. Eventually, we were, well, evicted (camels are so dirty, you know) and we set up our own realm, bringing the poor homeless beasts with us!! EVERYONE denies knowledge of how we acquired so many of them, where they belong, or who is to care for them.... and accusations run rampant. There actually was an attempt to send poster light to camel training school but she pretended she couldn't make it. So, the bottom line is we do have a herd of camels here somewhere, and they have even been known to post!! The BEST part of the story is..... Christopher and Abigail broke up (but no one was eaten by a camel) Song Involving Camels, contributed by Marcel I've got an aunt from Marocco and she comes, heep hoi, heep hoi I've got an aunt from Marocco and she comes, heep hoi, heep hoi I've got an aunt from Marocco, an aunt from Marocco, an aunt from Marocco and she comes heep hoi. And she arrives on two camels when she comes, wobble, wobble And she arrives on two camels when she comes, wobble, wobble And she arrives on two camels, arrives on two camels, arrives on two camels when she comes, wobble, wobble And then we drink Coca Cola when she comes, blurb, blurb And then we drink Coca Cola when she comes, blurb, blurb And then we drink Coca Cola, drink Coca Cola, drink Coca Cola when she comes blurb, blurb etc. etc about 40 more verses The A - Z of Camels ~Charactersistics ~ Body Structure ~ Behavior Patterns~ ~Classifieds ~ TV Schedule ~ Race Information ~ Related Merchandise for Sale ~ 6 Discussion Forums ~ and More ~ ~Stuffed ~ Baked ~ Roasted ~Soup~ Mouth-watering Recipes For That Camel In YOUR Backyard USE BACK BUTTON TO CONTINUE AT DRAMA QUEEN |
