| "Ladies and gentlemen, honored guests, welcome to a very special episode of 'Oakdale Now.' Celebrate with us as co-hosts Katie Peretti and Brad Snyder enter into holy matrimony." |
| Henry: "That's your cue. Begin the betrothal. Launch the liturgy. Institute the institution............. Oakdale, we have a problem. He's gone Cindy Brady on us." |
| Katie: "What are we going to do?" Brad: "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. We are experiencing minor technical difficulties. We'll go to commercial." |