Here in my ultra modern facility, far removed from the hustle and bustle that can cause stress, which leads to a much slower recovery time, my private surgery offers all the benefits of those high priced hospitals and it's all FREE, yup, no charge at all... so you needn't fret about insurance costs, etc... it's FREE. If you've made it this far, then you've seen my credentials and must be secure in knowing my doctoring skills are top notch but probably want to have a pre-op *doctoring language* tour of the facilities. It's very important to get the victim ummmmm patient to my special extended care facility so I got an ambulance for transportation... my assistant, Trollie, enjoys turning the siren on, altho I do have to tell him to snap out of it after he stares at the flashing red and blue lights for 10 minutes or longer.





After surgery, recovery is very very important, the healthy food from my bright sunny scullery ensuring all the nutrients a body needs will be in each and every meal *photo far left*... but proper rest in a quiet environment is equally as important and here at Dr. Flit's Surgery, the rooms are sem-private *middle photo* or private *photo far right* and radiate warmth and charm.


      


Equipment and instruments are crucial to maintaining up-to-date surgical procedures cause you gotta give the very best care you can. All instruments are sterilized, nice and clean, and removed from the blazing fire tarpit *really hot* with new asbestos lined gloves and sturdy tongs.

   
Portable Anesthesia Cart and Lots of Surgical Instruments


The crate I ordered from one of my medical supply places I found while looking at cartoons doctoring stuff on the internet arrived. You need to know what the human skeletal frame looks like without singing "the hip bone's connected to the thigh bone" song... I've been waiting for months for "Doctoring & Halloween Go Hand-In-Hand Medical Supply Co" to ship it *the check for $3.98 plus S&H was cashed eons ago*

      


Doctoring in the operating room is a very serious procedure, so I make sure I have the proper medical books handy, being prudent to check each and every page. One time the pages got accidently glued together and it wasn't until after the doctoring was completed that I noticed "Head Transplants: Chapter 41, Section 84" pages were numbered 76, 77, 104, 105 respectively... and another time, I had to stop in the middle of a very delicate doctoring procedure to finish connecting the dots on the picture. Below is a photo taken for the AMA Journal *Alien Medical Association* of my emergency procedure for the removal of a flower Francine Frog.

   




It had been a long day in which I had done doctoring at various places thru-out the Universe, when Miss Incognito arrived... a lovely spirited young lass overflowing with mirth and such a bundle of intoxicating energy *but she don't like bats all that much*... she had been blindfolded and then flown in at my request by a different species of winged creature... I almost didn't recognize her without her wings and there was something different about her head, new hair-do perhaps? Something wasn't quite right about her appearance...

   

... to calm her down, I brought out a nice big plate of my WORLD FAMOUS Asparagus & Radish cookies but she was so upset about misplacing her little wings that she ran screaming from my office... we caught her before she could escape   get away  injure herself bouncing off the walls. She was very distraught, this was NOT a very good thing cause she's a very busy person, what with her heading up my Ruler of the Universe campaign *more about this later*. I had a medical emergency on my hands now... I managed to get her spiffy wings attached using my brand new staple gun *lifetime gaurantee on it too* but there was still one more thing that had to be rectified... so into the operating room she was wheeled *Brucie the Burro does so enjoy pulling the gurney around*...



An audience of my peers was on it's feet at the end of the operation, screaming and yelling, a couple of them even fainted from the excitement... then there was a mad dash to get out to the doorway so they could rush to greet me as I exited the operating theater. Miss Incognito looked better then ever, don't you agree? This is the photo taken by an eye witness.