When I'm not in the scullery baking cookies, I like to come here and make perfumes and colognes and other wonderous things. Everyone needs a hobby to help flitter away those days of inclement weather. And you're my very first visitor ever. Please, make yourself at home but don't touch any of the bottles, vats or big drums. Cookies are over there somewhere so just help yourself and there's some fruit punch in that bowl... eeekkkkkkkkk, NO!!! not THAT one, that has lye in it, the one next to it ok... phew, that was close. Please, excuse me, I have to just finish this latest batch of Flitster's Bubble Bath.

     


This is my lab assistant, Clarence "Boo-Boo" Hazard and I must say, he is such a dedicated soul... always willing to do mundane chores and run errands. Now where was I? Oh yes, just getting ready to add the main ingredients to this new bubble bath.

Flitster's Top Secret Ingredients List


for that light airy feeling
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for chain reaction so there's lots of bubbles
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maintaining the fluidity as it pours from the bottle
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breaks down those nasty dirt molecules & furballs
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fill out any unsightly crevices in the skin
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so you stand out in a crowd




It's ready now, and it will soon be available at finer apothecary shoppes everywhere, from a 4oz travel size to the giant economy family size vats... don't shake it or it could explo *stops self in mid word* errrr nevermind, just don't shake it ok.

and this is a very special experiment I have been working on for weeks and weeks, trying to get it just right cause some things you don't wanna mess up


Experiment #1284


OHO, here comes those big old meanie pests again... they call themselves the Haz-Mat Team so I guess you better go now cause they can get really testy sometimes. Excuse me, I'll be right back in a minute or two.