I'm so happy you wanted to visit my laboratory... and that you were able to locate the way here all by yourself too... not many people know my laboratory is under the stairway, behind the bookcase, way down in the basement... won't you follow me thru this tunnel ummmm corridor to the doorway... it's not very far, just don't touch any of the big storage drums you pass along the way *thinks* unless you got heavy duty gloves on and are wearing a gas mask.



The laboratory is where I do all my top-secret technical type experimenting ummm I mean inventing... as a matter-of-fact, this is where my FAMOUS Asparagus & Radish cookies got their little legs and feet... no, just the legs and feet... they got the little tap tap tappity tap tap shoes at the "If You Got Feet Then We Got Something To Nail On Them Unless You Got Huge Clodhoppers" store. Here we are now, just watch where you go cause it's real dark in this section so them OSHA and Haz-Mat dudes can't find us errrrr I mean cause the ummmm power generator ran out of turbo jet fuel and you don't want to accidently trod on any of my inventions that might be loose wandering around... and for goodness sake DON'T TOUCH NOTHING *remembers* last person that did got turned into a big giant blue frog.



Why don't you make yourself comfortable while I go lock up any experiments that maybe got out of the cages. Go ahead, SIT... it's a real genuine leather sofa so don't get it dirty *rolls eyeballs* better not put your feet on it cause the last person that did that ummm, well, the sofa bit them... I'll be right back *wonders* can they hear that alarm going off? Here's a nice book called "The Wonders of Chemistry" By Dr Moreau, you can read it until I get back to show you around the rest of my laboratory... and don't pay no mind to them pesky OSHA and Haz-Mat dudes that might crash thru the door either.