*BoiNg bOinG* "Happy happy, joy joy." "Oh! Hello. Sorry I didn't see you sitting there. My name is Otis... ummmmmmm, I'm a *RoAAAAARRrr* Dragon. I'm the OFFICIAL greeter in this castle or something like that. I think it's my job maybe but I'm not too sure cause I have never gotten so much as a... hmmmmm, so much as a cookie yet. You got any cookies for me? Nevermind... anyhowwwwwwww" *long pause inserted here* "Wanna have your pic taken? I moonlight as a photographer and specialize in all kinds of surgery too. I do too, I got this here book called "Simple Surgery with Power Tools", it's by Dr Black N Decker and it's very good, never had not even one complaint from a victim, ummmm, I mean patient. I always get those two words mixed up. What's wrong? You look a might peaked there. Relax, I'm an HMO Surgeon." *heehee* "Oho, KM just popped in and told me to behave."

"Do you know anything about dragons? I mean beyond the usual 'fly thru the air sprewing flames over villages, eating peasants, tying bait to a stake and hanging around waiting for some dude in a tin can to ride up and attempt to rescue the fair damsel' bit. Well, dragons do other things too... like ummmm, they do things." "LOOK! It's a seal balancing a rock inside this blue crystal ball. WOW! Amazing. Reminds me of two dragons I know... SK Muffin and KM Biscuit... they met while attending the Betty Crockett Academy of Package Mixes. Well, the thing I called a rock looks like one of SK's cake creations and it brought a story to mind but I'll save it for some other time." "So whatcha wanna do now? The dragons? Oh yeah, forgot why you where here. They all have names... the lady of the castle asked them what their names are and they told her." *loud ACHOO* "Excuse me, allergies. Whoa, oho, DON'T LOOK IN THE MIRROR! *makes grimace facial expression here* Sorry about that, it's just a little bit burnt." *takes out shears and cuts visitor's singed hair off* "There, that's better. Guess you wanna go see the dragons now huh? *heavy sigh* Ok, have a nice visit." "Bye bye, see you later maybe like you could come back after your hair grows back. I gotta get some of that anti-sneeze potent from one of the wizards fast."


"Oh yeah, I'm supposed to tell you that all my pics on this here page are renditions of the very talented Kevin Palivec. Ok, go see the dragons, honest, it's safe, they were just fed. Tiny the Dragon will be your tour guide. Have fun."